The Crimes of Iain Duncan Smith Candle.
IDS kneels to receive his knighthood atop the bodies of the people his policies have killed
Iain Duncan Smith Egg-Shaped Candle
Small egg shaped and sized candle of Iain Duncan Smith that only takes 3 hours to burn.
Nuclear Trump Candle-Poppet
The man-baby Donald Trump, wearing a stars and strips nappy with dollar bills from Big Oil spilling out of the back, with his fingers itching to press that shiny big red button. The legend reads "I wouldn't trust this man-baby with a hot cup of tea". Around the button is written "Armageddon".
We are all screwed
My response to the 2019 British General Election with the writing picked out in a contrasting colour. The legend reads: "I Screwed You, Trump is Screwing Me, Now We Are All Screwed!" And aren't we just!
The full line up of 6 candles.
The full line up of 6 candles: Brexshit Boris, The Crimes of Iain Duncan Smith, IDS Egg, WE are all screwed, Nuclear Trump, and the Wrong Obsession. 5% off and free postage when bought as a set.
The Wrong Obsession
Boris Johnson is looking down at the bomb that is Brexit, muttering "Get Brexit Done" and "Oven ready" whilst the juggernaught of Climate Change is bearing down on him horn blaring, spewing smoke and flames, lights blazing. But Johnson seems oblivious. The legend reads "The wrong obsession". He only has eyes for Brexit.
Our electoral system is screwed & about to become an actual dictatorship, so it’s now time to GET OUT THE WAX! Currently Johnson, Trump and Duncan-Smith are annoying me the most + Climate Change, Brexit & a certain impending Knighthood, but many more themes will be explored. These can be burned as a candle or used as a poppet. Prices range from £5 to £25 made from vegan soya wax & by a genuine British Witch. I hope you will support this venture & help to hex the most bastardly into oblivion! Blessed be!
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